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assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

dicksquadd:

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

(Source: mspandrew)

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

gnarlybaaby:

let’s give each other head and then cuddle while we watch horror films

thepokemonaffliction:

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

(Source: prisoninqs)

"It hurts when you have someone in your heart but you can’t have them in your arms."

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!